Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! Y...

Comedy Shaman can't stop sending threats, can't stop GOONING on Discord, and... somehow... can't stop begging strangers to babysit their kids. Now he wants to hit the "Undo" button on being a public figure. Sorry! It don't work like that, Shaman! We uncovered Comedy Shaman's secret Tiktok account...

More Elijah Schaffer coverage on Rift TV as Jesse slowly decomposes.

Salvopancakes is making it unsafe for Jewish people to roam the streets and tunnels of New York City. Rabbi Shmuley waved a hankey at the police to have Salvo arrested for the crime of making unkosher comments. Salvo has been CURSED by the good Rabbi's ancient Hebrew magic of the BLOOD LIBEL, but...

I can't tell you what this is about, but it's over 6 hours long so it's gotta be something, right?

The performance nobody asked for just keeps going, not that Icedanc3r can remember any of the words.

NEW GOON ALERT! The Awfuldrome is chucking out the old used up goons, and employing some new, young blood for digital mayhem. I'm tired of manipulating the same googly-eyed, pudgy, e-fame chasing, snaggletoothed couch potatoes. It's time for something different. It's time for... Icedanc3r? Or sho...

Jesse goes on Svenstreams with Sven Stoffels and gets his own little puppet. Hope you like RACISM!!!!!!!!!!! They also delve into an ASMR gauntlet, discussions on the Ethan Ralph arrest timeline, the fight between Gypsy Crusader and a black opponent, and commentary on controversial Indian street ...

Ethan Ralph just got out of jail and is already back in the arms of his true love, the woman he just threatened to dox and beat.

JOKER

Last year, a Podawful Goon filed false reports to Vimeo, our video hosting provider, and I got kicked off of the platform, despite paying them tens of thousands of dollars for years. Well, Deer God provides, because now the entire idiot staff at Vimeo is getting laid off, and it's time to celebra...

AVOID NOIDS. IT IS TIME TO NEETMAXX. DRAIN THE BOOMERS OF THEIR RETIREMENT MONEY. TAKE BACK WHAT IS YOURS. 

THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Mersh Livejournal has already exposed several insane truths. His journal entries are basically the Epstein Files but for a broke, burnout wigger skulking around outside a high school. Now we pass on making fun of Mersh to the next generation, and the first taking up t...

TURKEY TOM put out a video about ScottyKFitness, and actually addressed the most important controversy of all... that I accused him of being bald. FACELESS helped Tom make the video and got totally ghosted while Tom was sharing PODAWFUL tweets in the video. PLUS: Brandon Buckingham lying about hi...

EMILY YOUCIS is here. WILL STANCIL has been kicked out of Antifa despite his degree in black people. Now the noticing begins. His heart fills with the roborapecock of Grok, and the only thing stronger than love is HATE. Emily and Jessel discuss the "Racist, AI-Generated Future of Entertainment"--...

Elijah Schaffer has been overdosing on redpills so much, he's fallen into the backrooms and ended up inside the Matrix. His married, tradcath GRIFT TV cohost Sarah Stock, it turns out, was secretly bending his spoon behind the scenes the whole time. NOBODY could see this coming (except me, a year...

FLESH SIMULATOR is here. The big docs finally dropped. Hey, it only took seven years, Epstein would be a full on skeleton right now if he was actually dead. CODEWORDS: PIZZA, JERKY, WALNUT SAUCE. The elites are eating kids. It turns out, YOU are in the files. P---agate is an ARG that you can play...

Turkey Tom is getting away with his CRIMES thanks to the ineptitude of Josh Moon. I seem to remember Tom was hosting Nightrape Radio while scrolling the #kidcore hashtag on Instagram. We really just letting that go? Also, isn't he bald? That's kind of a crime, too. Now Josh Moon is terrified that...

FACELESS is here. SCOTTYKFITNESS, the most insufferable, performative, nu-male, hicklib, my mustache-is-my-personality guy ever has been exposed. He doxxed a disabled guy who made fun of him, and now his sponsor has dropped him, his address leaked, and his past CRIMES are being put on blast. And ...